Advice to improve my game

[2012]

Hi I'm a new player and can't understand why I keep loosing at Poker. I always play AA and AK and go all in with good hands etc. But often someone else has a better hand or the river isn't what I had wanted it to be.

If some of you pros could please summerize how to win at internet poker (in a few sentences) e.g. which games to play / how to play the hands / how to collect your winnings from my local ATM etc would be appreciated cheers. guys.

I mean... how hard can it be?

[g33kn00b]

since you say your a new player I would base the fact that your bankroll is small?

if so, playing a limit like 2nl isn't a bad way to make a bankroll & learning the game.
Sticking to a chart might be good for a newbie, but once you learned the game a little more I would start adjusting my range to other people ranges.

The best advice I can give you is to play alot, and read some forums about hands and stuff, or even better upload some of the hands you find you have trouble with.
Find a guy you can share hands with and have sweat sessions, thats always helpful.
Try to find a guy that plays the same limits as you do.

[Vader]

Hi I'm a new player and can't understand why I keep loosing at Poker. I always play AA and AK and go all in with good hands etc. But often someone else has a better hand or the river isn't what I had wanted it to be.

If some of you pros could please summerize how to win at internet poker (in a few sentences) e.g. which games to play / how to play the hands / how to collect your winnings from my local ATM etc would be appreciated cheers. guys.

I mean... how hard can it be?

My Good deed for the day.


What your asking cannot be done. Winning poker isnt summarized "in a few sentences". Losing poker is, however. And this isnt the place to ask for advice IMHO. Most people will deliberatly lead you down the wrong path. I will not.

Which games? The ones you like. How to play? Thats something you need to learn from experience and from learning materials. The ATM? Good luck with that.

Start by reading beginner poker books on theory and strategy. PAY the $$ for a good training site. I reccomend stoxpoker. Be patient and put the time in.

How hard can it be? VERY HARD.

[2012]

This is a spoof, I can't believe you guys replied seriously sorry!

[vsdrums]

LOLz

[morza]

poker isn´t aa or kk or premiums hands u need to develop your instincs
at low levels is easy to read when a player has a good hand and you are trailing
when you have aces or kk play super aggresive. good luck.

[oggggy]

This is a spoof, I can't believe you guys replied seriously sorry!

HAHAHHA seriously, that was so wicked!
You must be working as some sort of hidden camera prank crew.

Like PUNKED!
YOU ALL JUST GOT PUNKED HE DIDNT NEED HELP WITH HIS POKER GAME OMG.
HAHAH

Geez, you almost got me there too buddy!

[Dean83]

Hey there ,

got the same problem as the first dude!
alway play with AK or KK and go all in...why do the others recognize I have these cards ?


please help !
I'm not the best pokerplayer around, at least I would say I'm a starter .... but- I have to learn how to get proofed money out of this game!

[2012]

I thought the line "summerize how to win at internet poker (in a few sentences) " might have given the game away that it wasn't an entirely serious post

[KoldShadow]

I thought the line "summerize how to win at internet poker (in a few sentences) " might have given the game away that it wasn't an entirely serious post

Why did you even bother making such a time-wasting thread?